Fall in Love with a Musician

Smile knowingly when you hear the joke: “What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?” Answer: “Homeless.”

Go to his gig and have him tell you he cannot hang out with you because he needs his fans to believe he is available.

Go to his gig and have him tell you he cannot hang out with you because the other girl he is sleeping with is there too.

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